This muppet hasn't hit a guy's tape since mites....every pass he throws is a wobbly muffin ankle-high. Playing on a line with him feels like a chihuahua nipping at your ankles at a friend's house. When coach puts the line combos up for the night and you realize that he is slotted on your left wing, you can feel a phantom groin injury coming on.

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