Picture this: you're on the course. It's the back 9. You've got the raw materials (likely smuggled in your golf bag), but no one has the recipe: HOW DO YOU MAKE A TRANSFUSION? It's your time to shine. You calmly drop a 7 iron pin high from 185, peel off your wayfarers, and show the boys the way. Crisis averted. Town saved.
You're not likely to recover from an actual blood transfusion involving ungodly amounts of vodka and a touch of ginger ale, but if you do attempt it, please do drop us a line.
This great gift is for the golf nut / booze hound in your fam. You know him. If you don't, you might need to find a mirror.