Sailor by day. International man of mystery by night. This is the wallet for the man who has it all.
With a design this snazzy, any potential thieves will be too dazzled by the needlepoint to pay any attention to the cash inside.
A wise man once said, "It's easy to grin when your ship comes in..." - it's also easy to grin when you're carrying this wallet. And they may be one and the same.