Christopher Porcine Bacon (no relation to Kevin) had a dream. One day he would fly, float and soar across the blue sky just like his Columbiformes friends. It wasn’t until he moved to the Queen City of Cincinnati did he get to experience the true thrill. Not realizing the hill-atcious nature of the city, Christopher flew through the streets, cooking his own PR (Pig Record), earning himself the nickname… Chris P Bacon.